WATCHING FOOTBALL WITH A WOMAN CAN BE REALLY STRESSFUL.

Wife: which teams are playing?
Husband: Arsenal vs Manchester united
Wife : oooh wonderful ! I love Arsenal..
Husband: that's a good team...
Wife: is drogba playing?
Husband: he doesn't play for any of these
teams...
Wife: okay sweeet...is that Chris Brown?
Husband: [bored] no he is
Chamberlain...
Wife : okay but they look the same...what's
that yellow card for?
Husband: its a warning to the player...
After few minutes Rooney scores for
Manchester united....
Wife: [cerebrates in high mood] is that
Chamberlain
who has scored? Husband: [calmly] no its
Rooney for Manchester
united...!!
Wife: [furious] how? it should be arsenal who
should have scored!!
Husband: [silent]
Wife: what is that red card for?
Husband : [bored] that means the player should
go out of the pitch for his misbehaving...
Wife: then is he going to be a coach?
Husband:[unwilling to answer] aaaaaaa no...
Wife: its the same with traffic lights
yellow=warning ,red=danger.
Husband: exactly darling ...
Wife :what about the green card?
Husband: mmmm nothing of that kind in a field
of
play....
Wife: I want arsenal to win the world cup...
Husband: [silent]
Wife: who is that man standing who looks like
mr bean?
Husband: [bored] it's the Arsenal
coach ....Arsene
Wenger.
Wife: that means the other opponent's coach is
manchest wenger?
Husband: [changes the channel]