A doctor and a lawyer are talking at a party.
Their conversation is constantly interrupted by people describing their
ailments and asking the doctor for free medical advice.
After an hour of this, the exasperated doctor asks the lawyer, "What do
you do to stop people from asking you for legal advice when you're out
of the office?"
"I give it to them," replies the lawyer, "and then I send them a bill."
The doctor is shocked, but agrees to give it a try.
The next day, still feeling slightly guilty, the doctor prepares the
bills.
When he goes to place them in his mailbox, he finds a bill from the
lawyer.
